ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-29 天前That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115linkfedilinkarrow-up11.13Karrow-down13
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-29 天前message-square115linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 天前I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·9 天前Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 天前Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Per hour.
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”