Ella Langley has broken Mariah Carey’s Billboard Hot 100 record, spending 23 weeks at No. 1 with her hit song ‘Choosin’ Texas.’

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    13 days ago

    I think I finally reached old man status; I have no idea who that is or what that song is.

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      13 days ago

      That’s not old man status. Not knowing about this artist or song is a mark of good taste.

      Here’s the chorus:

      She’s from Texas, I can tell by the way He’s two-steppin’ ‘round the room And judgin’ by the smile that’s written on his face There’s nothin’ I can do It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see A cowboy always finds a way to leave Drinkin’ Jack all by myself He’s choosin’ Texas, I can tell

      I’m grateful I’ve never heard it because from reading the lyrics, she’s pining for a total loser. On top of all that, there’s even an official remix by Drake.

      Edit: fixed spelling

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        13 days ago

        Pro tip: two spaces at the end of a line create a line break without a new paragraph.

        She’s from Texas, I can tell by the way
        He’s two-steppin’ ‘round the room
        And judgin’ by the smile that’s written on his face
        There’s nothin’ I can do
        It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see
        A cowboy always finds a way to leave
        Drinkin’ Jack all by myself
        He’s choosin’ Texas, I can tell

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        13 days ago

        Literally ever country song could be AI generated and not a single speck of quality would be lost.

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        13 days ago

        a song isnt bad just because the singer is pining for a loser. lots of people do that in real life, why cant a song do that

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      13 days ago

      Likewise, and also old enough to miss “actual” country music. This stuff is such piss-weak bland pop-country bullshit and generic as fuck. It’s a caricature of the real thing.