• PoastRotato@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Tangential, but ever since we watched Obsession I can’t get up to pee in the middle of the night anymore without my girlfriend shrieking “STAAAAAAAY!!”

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      2 days ago

      Count your blessings. That’s seriously awesome.

      ~For funsies go buy those housebreaking pee pads for pets, and leave one right by the door. When you leave make sure your girlfriend is standing nearby so when she asks why that’s there, you can tell her it’s so when she *waves hands* “does things”, the pad will catch it for her.~