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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    no, it’s “set realistic goals with achievable metrics and reasonable KPI’s”

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      I think “reasonable metrics and achievable KPIs” works better. You don’t really “achieve” a metric, it’s the scale that measures your achievements. KPIs have achievable “goals”.

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        I would have said “scalable metrics” but we were talking about climbing mountains and I didn’t want to garner confusion. (small rimshot)

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          Is this an HR nerd argument? Username kinda works.

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            We’re just leveraging our core competencies in order to holistically administrate exceptional synergy

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      Or, don’t get corporatized and forget you ever knew what a KPI was.

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      I think the Kenyan Premier League is already reasonable enough.

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        How dare you

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