Kid Rock makes music for…

• guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time

• men who know the routes to their favorite bars which don’t go within 1500 ft of playgrounds and elementary schools

• people who have the numbers of at least 2 P.O.s and bail bondsman saved in their cell

• guys whose nieces aren’t allowed to be around them unattended

• women whose dating profile says “ready to settle down” because they realized they’re not getting picked up at bars anymore

• guys who think the stripper is actually into them

• men who take cash jobs just so they don’t have to pay alimony or child support

• women who poke holes in condoms to try and extend the relationship

• dudes who steal cardboard cutouts of scantily clad women from the beer store and proudly display them at home

• women who drop their kids off at Chuck E Cheese because they consider it a free babysitter

• people who how how much you can get for a stolen catalytic converter

• guys who can see their kids every other weekend, but don’t

• women who go to bars in leopard print and try to pick up guys by saying “Hey hon…”

• men whose 1 shirt and pants combo without a cigarette burn is “nice” outfit they wear to court