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minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoHow many times did they bother her?
minus-squareegrets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 days agoLet me get this straight: Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell. No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill. Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice. No, I only shot once. Twice is the hold-up man. Then I guess I did shoot Twice. So now you’re changing your story. No, I shot Twice after Jim fell. You shot Twice and Jim Fell? No, Jim fell first, and then l shot Twice once. Who fired twice? Once. He’s the owner of the tyre company, Frank. Okay. Once is the owner of the tyre company and he fired Twice, then Twice shot the teller once. Twice. And Jim fell, and then you fired twice. Once. Okay, all right, that’ll be all for now, Miss Decker.
minus-squarelemonwood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoWe think we now how he did it. Oh Howie couldn’t have done it, he hasn’t been in for weeks! Well, thank you again Miss Decker. Weekes? Saul Weekes. He’s the controller Frank.
How many times did they bother her?
Let me get this straight: Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice.
No, I only shot once.
Twice is the hold-up man.
Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
So now you’re changing your story.
No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
You shot Twice and Jim Fell?
No, Jim fell first, and then l shot Twice once.
Who fired twice?
Once.
He’s the owner of the tyre company, Frank.
Okay. Once is the owner of the tyre company and he fired Twice, then Twice shot the teller once.
Twice.
And Jim fell, and then you fired twice.
Once.
Okay, all right, that’ll be all for now, Miss Decker.
We think we now how he did it.
Oh Howie couldn’t have done it, he hasn’t been in for weeks!
Well, thank you again Miss Decker.
Weekes?
Saul Weekes. He’s the controller Frank.