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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?

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Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Parafaragaramus@infosec.pub
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    Ok Broomer.

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    I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.

    Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.

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      If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it

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      This is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt!

      Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.

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        The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    Aight, time for an upgrade.

    Honk honk, muthafukar

  • Wolf314159@startrek.website
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    We’re stealing memes from Disney nostalgia cash-in sequels now?

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Idk about others, but I rather sit.

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    Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don’t need an app, can’t be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for “a broom”.

    Also shouldn’t she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?

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      • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush objectively here. Unlike the Spamton plush…

      • UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com
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        yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      sitting on it isn’t gangsta af tho

      • taiyang@lemmy.world
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        I think it depends on how you sit. I’d probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.

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          Clearly needs to be doing a Slav sqaut in a pair of Ukraine flag adias pants.

          Then she gangsta as fuck.

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            *Adidas

            Minor spelling mistake, I win.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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      Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*

      ~*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.~

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    seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina ‘flew’ an upright vac.

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    There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.

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    [email protected]

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    I’d be so scared I’d fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom

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      yea. but it’s magic. you ain’t falling unless you want to.

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        It’s magic that it’s flying, I don’t think I ever heard it’s magic that you can’t fall off, quite the opposite in most of the stories I’ve read that featured brooms

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      Long as you’ve got gymnast skills. It is basically just a monkey bar, without the side posts.

      Either way you better work on your grip strength and pull-ups.

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    “Pfft. Chuds.”

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      Imagine having all this free time and nothing better to do than no-life Lemmy of all things.

      Get help.

      • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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        Out of curiosity what did they say?

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        Lol they don’t have a little single comment anywhere that’s not removed. Edit: also 4 hour old account. Don’t get why people like to be shitty like that.

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