Tommy Siegel | Bluesky

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A Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
  • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
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    3 days ago

    You want to cite the source where Johnson says that’s the intention behind the scene? Because without it you’re just presenting your own made up narrative as a fact. Because I can give you alternative take, it represents him turning from a dignified jedi knight into an undignified weird hermit.

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
      11·
      3 days ago

      I used My media analysis skills to come to that conclusion, and I’ve thoroughly shown My work.

      Remember, Luke expected Yoda to be a dignified warrior, but he turned out to be a weird hermit instead. Star Wars has never been about knights in shining armour who do everything society expects of them. Star Wars is weird and gross and rebellious.

      • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
        1·
        3 days ago

        And a higher entity told me everything you say is wrong so I guess we’re going to be at a standstill.