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Ariselas@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I guess it's come to this

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I guess it's come to this

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Ariselas@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    When I’m alone in bed, as an aging fat man, there are definitely naked titties.

  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    You can have tiddies if you’re fat enough

    • Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de
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      also eat chicken, they have hormones or something

      • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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        Or just take hormones

        • Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de
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          both?

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    There is a shark plushie :3

    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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      Me too 8 have one too Yay

  • databender@lemmy.world
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    Lemmy is life

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Wrong! Lemmy is God!

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. And now, I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve.

      • databender@lemmy.world
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        Well, you’ve got me there

  • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Skill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')

    • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      yeah i was gonna say ive got some naked titties right here

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    On the downside thats awfully depressing.

    On the bright side it means I can move my xbox and TV back into my bedroom and start a serious nest.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.

  • Blue@lemmy.world
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    Rock out with your cock out

  • Damage@slrpnk.net
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    I don’t like men but I’m willing to do… lots of things to bring back Mr. Kilmister

  • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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    Can we have anime tiddies?

    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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      Kohei?

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    C’mon baby, eat the rich.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he’s physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he’s just some force ghost that’s always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.

    No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it… Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he’s mad he can’t be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.

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    (Don’t let em) Grind ya down.

  • Jarix@lemmy.world
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    I’m in bed with God?! Oh heck yeah bud

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