• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

    And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done

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      3 days ago

      … Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

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        2 days ago

        Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn

        Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…

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          Yeahh, I’d love to find fancy lampwork toys! These are the fanciest I’ve found and… They are lacking a bit.

          Tho the tentacle is pretty fun.

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            7 hours ago

            Those are beautiful though. And yeah, I also just kinda love beautiful sex toys in general. Usually the gorgeous stuff I find is in bdsm gear, especially with nice wood and leather work, but I love all sorts of artsy sex toys

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        3 days ago

        I’ve never gotten around to using it, especially since I’m far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I’m in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

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          3 days ago

          Well I guess you could try multiple methods. It doesn’t have to go inside, you could equally grind against it, unless that’s too abrasivenand your clit prefers something softer or more buzzy?