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jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

POV you opened Lemmy this morning

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POV you opened Lemmy this morning

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jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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    The internet is for porn

    • aizakku@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

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    I call bs… there are plenty of cats, too

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      Noted: tiddies and pussy.

  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    from context I’ve pieced together that I missed a popular post saying something like “pov when you get up in the morning to go to work and see your partners titties”

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Yeah it all started with this one:

      https://lemmy.world/post/52572307

      • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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        How do you think the OP feels about this meme being the new Beans?

    • FuCensorship@lemmy.today
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      Yeah this a Lemmy exclusive series 🤣

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    aww i missed it 😞

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      You didn’t miss much. Just a bunch of posts about tiddies, but very little actual tiddies.

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        The couple of outdoor boobies and tits pics were nice.

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          No soapy?

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            Nah, the tits were just rinsing off.

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      https://lemmy.world/c/lemmyshitpost

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man. – Boomhauer

    “Hank’s Got the Willies” (Season 1, Episode 4), February 9, 1997

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    I remember way back in high school I was talking in one of my classes about the first “world wide web” server on a NeXT cube at CERN. It had a paper taped to it that said, “This machine is a server. DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!”

    My friend, without missing a beat, said, “Within moments a second server was up. It was full of filthy, filthy porn.”

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      Due to the invention of the Internet, I think it’s safe to say that the average person today has seen more titties than all the past generations combined.

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    And team porn and cuck sports

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