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minus-squaretazeycrazy@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoNever heard a complaint from the guillotine. That thing can chop all day every day for weeks. The French had a go at maxing it out. Didn’t even brake a sweat.
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 hours agoThey did, however, find out approximately how long a severed head lives after being removed from the body. It’s much longer than you’d think.
minus-squaredjdarren@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours ago“Chop chop!” said the guillotine, hungry for its next billionaire.
Never heard a complaint from the guillotine. That thing can chop all day every day for weeks. The French had a go at maxing it out. Didn’t even brake a sweat.
They did, however, find out approximately how long a severed head lives after being removed from the body. It’s much longer than you’d think.
“Chop chop!” said the guillotine, hungry for its next billionaire.