[a TV host speaks, paper in hand]
On today’s show, we’ll be discussing worker’s rights and whether socialist policies could improve society.
To ensure a fair and balanced debate, we’ve invited a diverse panel of experts relevant to this topic…

[hands clasped, wearing a huge gold bitcoin chain and an obvious wig, a character smirks]
…first, Alexandre De La Bourgeoisie Royale, a self-made crypto-AI entrepreneur who works tirelessly every day from 5AM to 11PM and thinks the average worker is a lazy slob…

[a finger up, wearing rectangular glasses, a character in a brown suit is ready to argue]
…next, Neo L. Beral, a prized economist known for his essays Why We Should Raise The Retirement Age By Ten Years and Taxing The Rich Would Ruin The Country…

[arms crossed, wearing a red cap and a cross necklace, a character in a high visibility suit frowns]
…and finally, representing the workers themselves, John “Class Traitor” Mussolini, head of the beloved Christian Conservative Trade Union For Surrendering Your Rights.
Let’s get started!

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