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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

"...and then the evil sorcerer said 'Your fence is the wrong shade of brown!'"

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"...and then the evil sorcerer said 'Your fence is the wrong shade of brown!'"

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM
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    I knew a poop knife family. They had 10 kids though, that might have had something to do with it.

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      I just feel like, and maybe I’m misunderstanding the usage instructions here, but if you have to use a knife to scrape poop off your behind… you should probably see a doctor about changing your diet.

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        Its not to scrap it off your butt… but to cut it into smaller pieces in the bowl…

        No…

        I am not making that up…

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          Oh my god 😳

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            Some older toilets can clog up from having too-small passageways. It’s a thing lol.

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        lmao, thanks for making my night.

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