When the great pyramids were being built there was still woolly mammoths walking the earth.

  • MrEff@lemmy.world
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    Reading The Sparrow. There is a discussion between characters (one is a priest) about celibacy. He quips:

    “When asking 400 honest priests if they still partake in self pleasure, 398 will say yes.”

    “What of the other two?”

    “Elementary Watson. Clearly we can deduce they have no hands.”