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CombatWombat@feddit.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 天前

Or a lowly worm flying an apple helicopter

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Or a lowly worm flying an apple helicopter

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CombatWombat@feddit.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 天前
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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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    18 天前

    I’m both those things tho. Books are dangerous.

    Edit: thankfully i don’t read that good

    • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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      Can someone explain this person’s comment to me? I can’t read

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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        Imagine dragon.

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    Spoiler

    The book is about becoming a butterfly

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      After you lay off the junk food and eat a nice green leaf. And get a good night’s sleep for once.

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        A good night’s sleep? I don’t know, sounds kind of gay.

        • ZeroCool@piefed.ca
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          If you told me this was something Andrew Tate has said in the past year, I wouldn’t even question it.

    • jdr@lemmy.ml
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      Should’ve put two spoiler tags for that doozie

  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 天前

    I am somehow not a space captain nor a magical girl.

    • October@lemmy.world
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      18 天前

      Rooting for you to get there one day

    • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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      18 天前

      But maybe a cat fighting wars? A dragon riding kid?

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    Honesty now I am curious if a book called “This book will make you kid trans” would sell as a gag gift.

    • kofe@lemmy.world
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      Honestly how would it not

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
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    18 天前

    The BIble Turned My Kids Trans: The Musical

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    If a trans and/or gay character in a story can turn your kids trans and/or gay, then why isn’t literally every person cis and straight?

  • NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca
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    18 天前

    I am very hungry, but I don’t think I could justify calling myself a caterpillar.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    18 天前

    Why am I not a brown bear just chilling out looking at shit?

    I need answers.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      18 天前

      God I wish I was a toad with an adventurous frog friend who gently encourages me out of the house.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    18 天前

    I’m pretty hungry, though.

    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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      18 天前

      My body’s looking increasingly worm-like, too

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    Most people are aware that sexuality is not a choice (I mean, who would choose to be LGBTQ+ in a society that treats them so badly?).

    So, why would they accuse books of turning someone gay? Because it shows the reader that they don’t have to hide who they are. That’s it. They are afraid that their children won’t suppress their sexuality and suffer in silence like a ‘good’ Christian, Muslim, or whatever religious person should.

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    18 天前

    Seven nuclear missiles.

  • ThePJN@sopuli.xyz
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    18 天前

    I am in fact a stinky cheese man though. Who do I blame for that?

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    18 天前

    My kid cut off my arms to build a house after reading The Giving Tree. Checkmate, libs!

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    So, I’ve heard all about potter “turning the kids to satinists”, but what book is “turning the kids trans”?

    I am looking for new books to read

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    I can trace a lot of the major changes in my life to books. Read banned books.

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