This is plainly insane.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed to me that VPN use is totally cool and his worshipers should feel ok using them. 🍝

The common clay of the new west

Not all home internet is unlimited. In many US rural areas, home internet connections have a monthly cap just like mobile networks do. A higher cap costs more, if it’s available at all.

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

When your cat is so big chonk you immortalize with sculpture so future generations will understand “Oh Lawd He Comin’!”.

Read Era is technically free, but I paid for premium years ago and have never regretted it. I can open any kind of uncorrupted book file, from the Amazon reader format to PDF to epub, and everything else I’ve ever come across. It has a great search function, and the ability to file a book into a custom ‘Collection’. You can edit the details of a book, like adding Author or pusblisher info, add your own personal notes to a page or highlighted quote, see an aggregate of all your highlights in a particular file, and adjust the font, background color, and contrast to your hearts content.

I make my whole family use it now, cause I love it so much and Premium works on Family share.

So they found 4chan?

Can you imagine that workplace environment though?

"Hey boss, I’m leaving for that 2 weeks paid training on how to catfish a bird my height and get it pregnant with a syringe. "

“Don’t forget receipts for accounting.”

This is such a wacky world, I love it.

1. makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
2. would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
3. would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang

I always head-canon that the transporter pad auto adds .02mm to the Z-Axis of anything that beams in. Just far enough enough that a person won’t really feel it, and objects don’t rattle or tip from the tiny drop, but not too far so it’s not as jarring. Of course a good transport operator can override this, to make an even “smoother” landing. If the tech can reassemble molecules, then why not have an accuracy of microns rather then millimeters? No chance of interphasing matter, if it never overlaps.

You know I still don’t understand the issue people have with this. Every bathroom I’ve been in either has stalls to use with urinals on the side and dividers between those for some privacy, or is only designed for one person at a time anyway. I can’t imagine having any issue with anyone of any gender in those types of bathroom, unless they where being clear creeps and trying to press an eye to a gap in a divide or something. Which isn’t solved by limiting the genders who can enter, it’s solved by building better dividers and not leaving gaps.

This isn’t Rome my dude, we’re not all sitting in one room and having a face to face while we clart.

I mean with enough lube I suppose anything is possible

Pretty sure Bad Dragon does have a clear option.

Watching me while I’m browsing the net?

Well it took some time, but technically

Isn’t this really close to the plot of Fahrenheit 451?

I use a terrycloth robe as my towel. I dry my hair with the back, then put it on and head to my bedroom to get dressed. I’m dry when I get to the dresser.

Edit: User is 3 minutes older then this post, which is also the only post they ever made. Happy birthday bot.