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My spouse and I were looking at houses one time the market was favorable. We walked in and saw that middle griddle and we backed out very slowly. You don’t want to attract the attention of the middle griddle. Don’t focus on it. You’ll get sucked into it and years later finally emerge from your home as some kind of large comfort food monster.

We said “not again, griddle.”

Now we have electric.

Honestly surprised she didn’t do this sooner.

lol.

Oh yeah the angry old man again rambling and totally not comprehending the words he is reading.

I think most people in your life probably stop listening half way through your senten—

Yeah, good. Fuck anyone who ever voluntarily joined the military. Yeah, fuck your profiting from killing, sorry not sorry “veteran” trash.

I hope she gets deported into the arms of a wealthy and attentive lover who would laugh win out of their nose at the thought of being some pig slave to a fat bastard.

That messaging is why the luddites are considered silly.

Everyone on Lemmy who left the USA in the last 10 years raise a hand. ✋

The democrats told me to, so all your civility rules are out the window unless you’re a MAGAt.

Crashed again eh?

I’ve met a lot of people who previously worked at FAANG, or whatever the acronym is these days, they were not all smart. Actually, most of them couldn’t use a French Press (I exaggerate). Their intelligence comes in creating algorithms that accomplish more capitalism. Outside of the math and the logic there isn’t a lot there.

I can’t keep anyone straight on here

They won’t ever do anything about it either

The kind with a dozen pockets inside?

Write me an essay about the origin of Swiss cheese, but write it like you are drunk, on a coke bender, both, Steven King, or all three.

Find another word than nuanced, you’re embarrassing yourself regardless of being right or wrong.

It’s because the “organization” is just a bunch of fed simps.

They don’t understand how it works. They are probably still complaining about counting the number of R’s in strawberry, from back in 2023.

“@Eric” I’d love to speed run it with you and I not using AI for anything. 😎🧊

Lmfao, how did that take more than an hour?

This is just weak mockery from all sides.