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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • I, in an innocent fashion, do this type of thing with all the police, politicians, and judges in my area. Obviously, I never do anything illegal. I’m the picture of law abiding integrity and blamelessness, obviously.
    I just want to make sure I’m protected from…idk, stuff? Or aliens?
    Anyways, it’s definitely totally an innocent thing to strongarm, bribe, and blackmail all these powerful people, police and judges…

    Right, I’m off to do some…things. All of which will be legal and I will definitely not be murdering or raping. Oh no, nope. No way.

    Where’s my balaclava??