He looks like he may be a giant brain worm wearing a corpse.

If add more letters, big brain sound!

Trying to find ideological consistency in this one might be a fool’s errand, I’m sorry to say.

Get off my lawn again… 🎶

Hello greyness, my old friend… 🎶

I googled it so you don’t have to.

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, Captain Obvious says.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.

Presidented circumstances

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https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

I couldn’t resist.

Part of the ritual of buying a new Switch game for me is licking it. More difficult for digital downloads, but I was determined and found a way.

I am using and loving Solve by Pomegranate Apps. Multiple workspaces and advanced functions available a swipe away. It doesn’t seem to be available anymore, and it looked like the company was hitting hard times when they dumped things like Trump quotes and other shit apps into the store. So, apprehensive to recommend because of weirdness but best calculator ever.

Edit: down arrows barely meant anything on Reddit and they mean literally nothing here. Fuck you and your annoying orange. Peace out, hugs and kisses.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

They’re so dreamy. Goo-goo eyes

A bunch of people in a perilous situation: survive
Person filming: sad LiveLeak noises

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.