Nothing because I’m taking the stairs

If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

Tip my fedora and say M’Lady

“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

“I can be done in 7.”

Second 1: introduce myself

Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

Second 3: obtain phone number

Second 4: go on date

Second 5: head home with them

Second 6: get touchy

Second 7: undress

Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.

“Look again.”

looks

“Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

Even superman can’t it make hump for 8 second. 🤣