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Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?
It is The Primordial Soup
I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’
Tip my fedora and say M’Lady
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” cue cheesy smile
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
Don’t do this lol
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work
“I can be done in 7.”
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
