• chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    7 minutes ago

    Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.

  • Superfool@lemmy.world
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    20 minutes ago

    Get in the lift.

    Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

    Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

  • tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 hour ago

    “Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” cue cheesy smile

    It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol

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    8 hours ago

    I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

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    13 hours ago

    Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

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      13 hours ago

      The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work

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    13 hours ago

    Second 1: introduce myself

    Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

    Second 3: obtain phone number

    Second 4: go on date

    Second 5: head home with them

    Second 6: get touchy

    Second 7: undress

    Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.