I’ll never know. I blinked.

beaten to death with a hoe

Meh…

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

probably something cult related I guess

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

My flame will be extinguished.

I don’t think its widely used anymore

I’ve seen Monty Python before.

Mine is pretty obvious.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I’d be so proud.

Demise details unclear, but I’m excited to find out! May require a safe word lol