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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

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      That’s the world i want to live in.
      Not… whatever we have now.

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    • CitizenBane@lemmy.worldBanned
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      I prefer shrimp and white wine.

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        Venison and red wine.

        Oh… I’m think I’m gonna make venison meatballs tomorrow. With a little red wine.

        • CitizenBane@lemmy.worldBanned
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

          • Dasus@lemmy.world
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            Ah I see.

            Didn’t get the reference.

            Here’s mine

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    So what is your spaghetti policy?

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      Spa day? It sounds like you are starting to say a word then stopping. Spa-ghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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    I’m guessing this is a vodka sauce?

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      So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?

  • Rose56@lemmy.ca
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    One spaghettini please! loved it1

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      According to my linguistic understanding “spaghettini” would be more like

      (small bits of spaghetti sold as “raketti spaghetti” in finland, favoured by children)

      Whereas in the post, that’s a spaghetto.

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        You had to ruin my beautiful comment with your stupid knowledge, didn’t you Mr smart? /Joke

        I went for Martini>spaghettini, looks more catchy.

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          Oh my god I was too stupid to get it since I was thinking about the spaghetto as it was in the comment above yours.

          Now that I get it, I’m amused. Spaghettini.

          I’m gonna design one and try to make one tomorrow. Although I don’t have martini glasses.

          But like… a really good vodka-marinara, then mix in some mode vodka, shake, pour, garnish with a cherry tomato and and a spaghettini (the tiny one I was referring to) and poke it through the tomato. Or tomatini?

          I’m not a professional. Sorry for ruining your joke, Ms-apparently-less-high-or-more-smart-than-me.

          Apologies again, totally my bad. And thank you for correcting me.

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    Is that a spaghetto?

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This is terrible and awesome.

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    w/ vodka sauce

  • cdnwaffleiron@lemmy.ca
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    Throw in a nice chunk of fresh French bread and hell ya, I’ll take that. Bah… damn it I’m hungry…lol

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    I need to move back to Sicily

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    No tanks

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