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They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.
Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.
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Did you check your butthole?
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H.Y.C.Y.B.H.
Under the papers on the table
Coat pocket. Not the one you are wearing, but the one you had on before.
Did you check on the counter
My keys are in my pocket, did you check my pocket?
In the car or the dryer. That’s where mine usually show up. I made a little key basket that hangs on my back doorknob and it has helped. Good luck.
I have them! Here they are!
In the fridge?
You left them in the door?
Probably somewhere on earth
