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I do not think “bricked” means what you think it means.

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Why do so many things need to be smart? I don’t want smart appliances. I want my appliances to be on academic probation.

Good. Anyone dumb enough to buy a “smart bed” deserves to have it bricked.

Edit: disappointed they aren’t actually getting bricked. Just temporarily inoperable. Boo