Finally, a Christmas tradition I can get excited about
It’s a Festivus Miracle.
Well that’s certainly an attention grabbing first 3 words.
Now what do I do with this erection?
Well that really fixed that problem for everyone
It certainly caused some heavy breathing here
You could tell it was him (despite the head missing) by the small orange penis
At least I experienced true happiness today, even fleetingly
Isn’t that a thought crime under Pam Blondi?
It shows that opposing trumpism isn’t a political stance anymore, it’s just common sense now - in most places around the world.
burning project 2025 in effigy doesn’t hit the same but to believe weekend at drumpfs is going away is silly.
SCOTUS is timing their decision on the 14th amendment for summer 2026. I’ll be shocked if we have mid-term elections.
inb4 secret police disappear them to a black site
at least the title didn’t start with “Trump, 79”
Now I know what I want for Christmas
Yawn.
