Gigachad supersoaker full of piss
Oh God THE SMELL
Asparagus with olive oil, spritz of lemon juice, salt, and pepper baked at 425 for 15 minutes tastes pretty good. Just tossing that out there.
Bonus tip: yell “jarate!” when you throw it
“Bombs away!”
“Heads up!”
Glass jars pick up fingerprints easily, and can be easily traced. Water balloons would be safer.
The piss is also traceable to you
I was also thinking that people should be carrying liquid fart and douse themselves in it or somehow douse the Ice hole. ICE are a bunch of wusses and wouldn’t dare put you in their car and have to smell that. Sure it would be hell for yourself but they might think twice.
You should steal the gasoline from cop cars. It’s like hitting 2 birds with 1 stone
Pigs*
Stay hydrated! 🤘🏼
Its an annoyance, not a weapon
You’re getting arrested either way. Burn, motherfucker, burn.
Jarate!
I came here for this
I recognise that meme
Jarate, the jar-based karate*
https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm
As the name and bottle imply, traditionally, high-proof alcohol is used, which is readily available, easy to get once the glass window in the liquor shop is broken, and comes pre-packaged for launching. Gasoline is certainly far more effective, and more dangerous, however.
News photos of protesters throwing lit molotovs also capture news cycles. I suppose the same would happen with piss jars, but the response would be more humorous and less shock–maybe that’s a good thing, though?
But, yeah, dangerous.
Also, beware, on an even more serious note, if you choose to do this–throw either of them–in the current climate, you risk not only getting shot yourself, but triggering a massacre. ICE is a bunch of untrained incel gooner losers who can be easily incited to open fire if one shot is heard–which is probably why they’re being hired. Once that happens, which is exactly what Trump et al. are trying to bring about, martial law will be declared.
