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minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 months agoFace touching sucks, but penis is worse
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoCan’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoAllow me to stir the soup!
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoReapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoYikes. Rubber gloves help lol
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agolol, yeah, wife is a nurse, she brings them home for me :).
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoI feel there is a traumatizing story that is meant to follow.
Face touching sucks, but penis is worse
Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
Allow me to stir the soup!
Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
Yikes. Rubber gloves help lol
lol, yeah, wife is a nurse, she brings them home for me :).
I feel there is a traumatizing story that is meant to follow.
Words to live by.