A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
A wank whilst wearing a condom
With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!
Jacking it with a condom on
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
Thats just normal recycling
Yeah but you have a side salad with it
That’s a normal wank…er…right? Right?
Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on
Jack what?
A coat.
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
You’re fine. Just wrong direction.
Wow…
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I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.