How to negotiate with your cat

cm0002@libretechni.ca · 2 个月前

How to negotiate with your cat

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 2 个月前

was this written by the cat?

blink twice if you need help

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 个月前

My girl cat insists it is tea time, but the boy cat has gone back to bed and doesn’t seem hungry at all. Curious.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 个月前

It turns out they really hadn’t had their tea. Clearly I suspected the wrong one.

Janx@piefed.social · 2 个月前

What’s “tea time” for cats? Their feeding time?

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

step 3: the cat has altered the deal. pray the cat doesn’t alert it any further

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Pro tip: Steps 1 and 2 can go in either order.

X@piefed.world · 2 个月前

Step 0: You don’t. You are Cat’s subject, all you ever were belonged to Cat when you were no more than a gleam in your parents’ eyes. “Negotiation” is devoid of meaning to you. You are perfectly happy.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Ah yes, The Art of the Deal.