Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoNevertheless, she fartedmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down10
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareNevertheless, she fartedDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 month ago“Nevertheless,” she farted.
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoas long as it wasnt a quoth
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoQuoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell— While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoShe was an enchanting, if toothless woman. One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.
“Nevertheless,” she farted.
as long as it wasnt a quoth
Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—
While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
Narrated by Vincent Price.
She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.
One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.