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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

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This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    I wish I could sit down when I pee, but my dick and balls are so long they get dunked when I do so. 😔

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      Uh, Relevant username? (My DMs are open lol)

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      I know what you mean, my dingley dangleys are so big that i have to use a hand rail to support the weight shift when i unsheathe 😔

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      I can only sit on some toilets. Others are OK. Depth and curve of the bowl front.

      I have never touched the water. And my balls have never been a problem here…

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