cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoI can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionairelemmy.worldimagemessage-square84linkfedilinkarrow-up1504arrow-down13
arrow-up1501arrow-down1imageI can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionairelemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square84linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoYeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
minus-squarefatcat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoWell SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoHonestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
minus-squareNottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoOnly if it doesn’t fuck you first
I’m gonna fuck it.
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Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Honestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
Humans are so adorable