• [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel

    The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.

    I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      Haha I love eggs but it’d be hard for me to get to 18 in a week. Maybe deviled eggs.

      • BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk
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        3 days ago

        Pies, choux pastry and a roasted egg for breakfast.

        You can rack eggs up incredibly fast.

        When bored of the above, tortilla de patatas, filodough packs, quiche Lorraine, add as a side, even Ramen with a single egg in is plenty to reach 3 a day

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        5 days ago

        That’s only about 2.5 eggs per day. Cook a 3 egg omelette for breakfast for 4 days, and you’ve already used up a dozen. Make some egg salad for lunch a few times, and cook a few pans of brownies or cookies, and you’ll burn through them easily.

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      5 days ago

      Between fried eggs, egg sandwiches, deviled eggs and baking, you can go through 18 quite easily no?

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        5 days ago

        I did two eggs for breakfast and a fried egg sandwich for 3 days, then just the sandwich, then omelettes, but it wasn’t enough.

        I’ve never made devils eggs, I guess I should have tried. Ended up giving them to family.

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          4 days ago

          My so has a brownie recipe that takes 6 eggs. A double batch of that and you’re good!

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      5 days ago

      I am not Gaston

      Best line in the whole movie/musical IMO:

      “When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a barge!”