VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoThey walk among usdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square194linkfedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down112
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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·11 days agoQuite easy to explain: 6000-6500 years ago, when god created the world, it put those things there during the creation process for… reasons. Checkmate atheists!
minus-squaregrte@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·11 days agoBecause he’s a trickster! Haha! And if you fall for one of his tricks, he sends you to hell! For eternity! The sanest worldview.
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·11 days agoNo, you see, the devil, who is a trickster and definitely not the same entity as God, created those fake artifacts to own the libs
minus-squareBlibly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·11 days agoAnd God, all-powerful and in control of everything, just let him do it. He could stop the devil but he just…doesn’t.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 days agoSomebody’s gotta give these babies cancer.
minus-squareNo1@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoAnd the Devil was an angel that went woke! I hate that guy!
minus-squareMirror Giraffe@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoIt seemed so plausible!
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoThis is just last-thursdayism with extra steps
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoSo when someone complains like this, you ask them if they are saying God can’t create 300 million year old caves when he created the world?
minus-squareredjard@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoIt’s to test the belief of christians of course.
Quite easy to explain: 6000-6500 years ago, when god created the world, it put those things there during the creation process for… reasons.
Checkmate atheists!
Because he’s a trickster! Haha! And if you fall for one of his tricks, he sends you to hell! For eternity!
The sanest worldview.
No, you see, the devil, who is a trickster and definitely not the same entity as God, created those fake artifacts to own the libs
And God, all-powerful and in control of everything, just let him do it. He could stop the devil but he just…doesn’t.
Somebody’s gotta give these babies cancer.
And the Devil was an angel that went woke!
I hate that guy!
It seemed so plausible!
This is just last-thursdayism with extra steps
So when someone complains like this, you ask them if they are saying God can’t create 300 million year old caves when he created the world?
It’s to test the belief of christians of course.