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Oh yeah, get your water bottles ready folks!
Salt water
This will go well.
Lol, of course the CEO is some Christian fundamentalist whack job. Wild country we live in. We really do get a front row ticket to the freak show.
Fully immersive freak show
What happens if you hit a 3.7v l-ion battery with a blunt object?
unrelated, how many bones in the human wrist?
Probably nothing the first time
When are the shock collars for ice agents gonna be available?
I think we can all agree that the best use for these is ice being idiots and shocking each other
Please tell me someone can stuxnet these motherfuckers. I hope to god they’re “SMART” gloves.
Forgetting to take the gloves off when they take a piss
Stop zapping yourself! Stop zapping yourself!
Just pranks alone I know I couldn’t be trusted with these, that’s why I have a cattle prod
I like how they don’t work well through clothing or hair.
Since their less-lethal devices won’t work, they’ll have no choice but to just shoot anyone who gives them any lip while wearing clothing or having body hair.
Next up: Protesters must be nude and completely depillated.
Check and check.
Ah, the World Naked Bike Ride.
I’ll bring the non-conductive body lotion, then we can make all the incel customs enforcement agents jealous while we apply it to each other and eventually have an orgy.
Sounds like my kind of party
Is that so bad
I wonder what would happen to their hands when hit with an EMP or a microwave emitter?
Or if they simply went to the bathroom with the gloves still on, and on.
I wonder if it works if you throw water on them
I will laugh really hard at any ice agent who shocks his dick while trying to piss. Even if he dies. Especially if he dies.
Seems like the vulnerable hit box on a boss to me.
