I always play Tanooki Mario because I am very in touch with my inner child lol. I love to think of Mario parachuting around with his balls, even if thats not the animation they went with :D
Who do you play and why?
Rosalina. She resonates extremely strongly with me. She’s genuinely how I’d love to look and stuff. Being pretty is cool, and she is massive and I love that. She’s a 7’3" space queen.
Bowser. Always have since og, always will.
Luigi
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Koopa or Toad. Because when I was little my big brother told me they were the best, and he beat me every time.
30odd years later, after like 10 iterations of the game, I still hold that knowledge to be unquestionably true enough to not bother playing anyone else ever.
Boo. He’s always just so damned delighted to be included!
I expected everyone to be saying Toad. Kinda funny to find your friends and family are such an echo chamber.
Waluigi, because bwahahah, who’s your daddy!
Birdo, because in the n64 version I read somewhere yoshi was the fastest. So I picked him for the longest time, , no clue if that was accurate information then or now, however ever since my transition sliding over to the family similar Birdo has felt like representation. Trouble, complicated, flawed representation but still.
Hi, I’m Daisy!
YOW!
Woo-HOO!
NiiiiiinTENDO!
Every game since Double Dash.
Rosalina. I like her in general, probably my favorite mario character. Also she’s a heavyweight which I prefer in Mario kart.
In Mario kart’s without her, typically Bowser.
Newer MK: cute Rosalina MK64: cute Yoshi
Waluigi because WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Waluigi master race. Also my ADHD nephew’s favourite.
I was playing split screen online and we noticed someone was a lone waluigi so we both swapped to waluigi. By three races later the whole map was nothing but waluigi from everyone swapping over. If one or two people joined with their default character by the next race they were waluigi. Went on for a good 45 minutes before we had to drop.
Hello fellow Waluigi
oh hey Waluigi.
lowkey the best mario character
agree
Yoshi.
I like Yoshi.
If you’re picking to win, this is an excellent write-up: https://www.mayerowitz.io/blog/mario-meets-pareto
Wow, that’s a lot of work someone’s done
Wario, I’ma gonna winna!
But after 2024, Luigi became my favorite
how did that go?









