Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso, a former Republican state legislator who previously backed the death penalty for adults convicted of sexually battering children under 12, was arrested Tuesday on five felony child sex abuse charges.
The 67-year-old married father of seven, who was appointed by Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, faces five felony counts: kidnapping, child molestation, lewd exhibition, luring or enticing a child and child abuse causing mental injury, an arrest affidavit shows.
Investigators in Florida say Caruso violated a child—who is a relative—and allege the abuse occurred multiple times from fall 2024 to August 2025, including on a family cruise, a fishing outing and during a Thanksgiving gathering. The child has been receiving therapeutic services since April 2026, according to the police affidavit.
Its always the ones you most suspect.
Hoist by his own pedo-tard?
Complicated method of suicide, but given the circumstances I will allow it.
Projection is assumed these days.
Me thinks the righty doth protest too much.
Indulge him.
Give him what he wants!
be a good one for that penalty
Uno card reverse
It’s almost as if wishing death on people is some sort of red flag…
Nah fam. I’m down with legit pedos getting a full reckoning. Its just wishful thinking that this slug will see any justice.
Remember that guy a few years ago who walked because he was a white kid from a rich family who ‘wouldn’t do well in prison’? Yeah, like that.
Found it, this piece of shit.
which one? there’s A SHIT TON.
https://people.com/teen-prominent-family-strangled-raped-women-judge-let-him-go-free-11845008
https://newrepublic.com/post/202993/convicted-child-sex-predator-avoids-prison-thanks-trump-pardon
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fact-check-texas-ag-ken-194400815.html
I know there’s a bunch more
I’d love to see data on all the child sex offenders who’ve been found guilty over the last 50 years and learn whether they’re politically liberal or conservative and what types of jobs they’ve held. I have a hypothesis and I want to see if the data supports or refutes it.
There’s a pretty famous list that would get republished every time one of these stories hit the news. IIRC, it was Republican politicians convicted of child abuse crimes. But I can’t seem to find it anywhere right now.
There’s a similar list of Democrats. It’s about half the size of the other one.
I’ll bet I can find more right-wingers/clergy arrested for molestation of children in the last week than I could find drag queens in the history of existence
Does anyone really think any Republican will face justice?
Oh yeah. The next crop of Democrats isn’t going to be like the last bunch. They aren’t busting down the doors with our votes so they can serve Israel and let MAGA get away with their crimes. They’ll be pissed off, and ready to fight anyone who stands in their way, from any party.
Only in Heaven. And even then, everything I’ve read about the guy upstairs suggests he’s fine with this shit.
Its always the ones you most suspect.
I mean, it’s not, otherwise it would be much easier to keep kids safe. But I get what you mean - Republican legislator, vociferously anti-CSA, probably performatively Christian and ‘pro-family values’ (Meaning discriminates against anything that isn’t a straight white CIS family) - you wouldn’t want one of those fuckers living within a mile of a school, that’s for sure.
I suppose he is one small step up from the pedophiles that work to change the laws so that pedophilia is legal in some states…
If we all work together and put our moves too it, we can prove to Michael that dreams CAN come true!
