Getting condescending comments from the cuck peanut gallery is crazy
The reverse cuck maneuver
That almost sounds like it could be a fetish. Cuck sex, but the hisband just makes fun of you the whole time.
The peacuck gallery
Would someone kindly explain the joke? It went over my head (pun not intended)
explanation
a cuck chair is a lonesome chair, or one that stands out in such a way, usually facing the bed in a hotel room; a chair that a cuck could reasonably use.
a cuck is someone who enjoys watching their partner have sex with another person (usually called the bull) while not participating themselves, so they’d be sitting on that chair.
since these chairs are high up and overlooking the bed, the commenter is imagining two people/cucks sitting on these chairs like in a theater and commenting on the sexual performance. “it’s so hard” would be the first person’s comment about the erection of the bull’s genitals and “hard to watch” is the other person’s comment about the sexual act actually being unamusing or boring to watch. i assume these puppet characters speak in a similar way where they make wordplays and laugh about them together.
“Get to it buddy, I dont want the only banging happening to my head on the rafters.”
DOHOHOHHOHOHO
“Is that one a farmer?”
“Might be, why do you ask?”
“I’m pretty sure I just heard their pig squeal.”
DOOHHOHOHOHOHOHO
It’s so you can come down with an atomic elbow drop at the climactic moment.
I laughed way too hard at this. If I could, I’d make one small change though. Waldorf and Statler laugh like “DOHOHOHO” not “DAHAHAHA” but that might be a translation thing
Hmm the more I think about it, the more that sounds like a good time. Good sex is kinda silly anyway, might as well ratchet up the silliness.
I have this layout, only my bathroom doesn’t have a ceiling
Sunshine & clouds & rain & stargazing in your bathroom?
Then where does your cuck chair sit?
It’s like those porn stars who put their phones on the ceiling
