Public transportation got confused. When we asked for protection, we meant SEAT BELTS!

Fedex drivers are actually paid quite well. Problem is they can’t enjoy their money because they’re always driving.

I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.

The two popular sites I blogged on from 2001-2012 no longer exist.

Tennessee is where music production happens.

Starting out with limitless money and support, anybody could do anything they want. And that’s exactly what Taylor has done.

Everyone is mortal. I’d say her whole life was enchanted.

Goldie Hawn for sure.

Body hair is normal on men. But if they want to remove it, that’s fine too.

Ok but how will that affect “financial reasons?”

Same 😥

The bright orange fuck probably put a curse on everyone else to die before him.

Wait, they have off-site parking, AND parking?

They have an outdoor pool, AND a pool?

They have a toilet?

Seems like they were filling a word count quota and started babbling.

Sunshine & clouds & rain & stargazing in your bathroom?

It’s like TheOnion. It’s satire, but true.

My last boyfriend had a hobby of going to yard sales every weekend, and thrift stores for fun 🤢

The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.

The corporations setting prices are all in cahoots to put all the fat poor fucks on a diet, or criminalizing them if the people resort to stealing the overpriced junk food they’re addicted to.

But I don’t understand how this candy is SNAP eligible. Last year SNAP began banning snacks & sweets & junk food.

Then have to present proof of impending incarceration?