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My father, 85, told me (two years ago) that I need to masturbate at least three times a week for prostate health and that he does it about five times a week. I remember my life prior to that conversation with fondness. Those were the days.
Listen to your old man, he used to work on the block.
Let it be known that I do not press my forehead to the floor because I am a sub, but only for my prostrate health.
Uhh, the swingers party is next door. Look for the upside down pineapple next time.
Same
Ace gang begrudgingly fapping like “let’s get this over with”
I feel seen.
We’re out here!
Prostate, not prostrate.
Maybe it’s for all the servants prostrating before their pharaoh.
masturbating is good for pro state?
not wanking anymore
Second meme today, same joke, same error. Is that three meme?
Turned 40 huh?
why he look like King Hegseth of the Nile tho
