• Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    My kids were leashed in public spaces because we knew they’d run off and they’re too young to give helpful information to find us.

    Security guards thanked us because dealing with scared kids was one of the worst part of their jobs.

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      4 days ago

      I had one who would strip and run. I wrote my cell number across the back of their shoulders with Sharpie when we were on vacation and letting them play in the park.

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        3 days ago

        I did not knew what was the name of a sharpie in english until now and i got concerned until i searched (sharpie)

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        3 days ago

        Is that real? Someone tried to tell me their kids do that and I had hard time believing that.

        Is it a phase during development for some or what?

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          Oh yes, a brief phase for mine at least. Soon after she learned to walk, which in her case was walking and running all in one day. An over-exuberance of that new freedom and power. Feeling the rush of air on her wings, as it were. She would usually leave her diaper on, unless it was moist and heavy enough to slow her down. Of course the phase coincided with our being on a pre-planned trip, constantly in public situations where I didn’t know the territory. At least we spoke the language!

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      4 days ago

      I’ve only got one, but he has successfully made it to his teenage years because he was a leashed toddler. The amount of times I caught him when his face was two inches from concrete I can only count on one hand, but that’s enough.

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        I think this is one of the most overlooked benefits of harnesses. Just being able to save them from a faceplant when they’re still really practicing being upright is a huge relief, and gives them more confidence too, because they know you’ll be there to catch them if they fall.