VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThe US is getting mystery meat from Argentina and the vegetarian companies are leaving no prisonersdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1767arrow-down126
arrow-up1741arrow-down1imageThe US is getting mystery meat from Argentina and the vegetarian companies are leaving no prisonersdiscuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squareKirp123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down7·3 days agoBeef is made from plants. Cows eat plants.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down1·3 days agoI eat plants. I am beef.
minus-squaregray@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoI am going to put this in my dating app bios. Thank you
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI choose to believe this is in the same canon as Cash Cab, and he just decided to test our meat’s reasoning and recollection ability
minus-squareKirp123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoSoak in a hot bath for a few hours and make beef stock.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoFunny you should mention that. I just found out I have a slight case of hemorrhoids and apparently that’s just the treatment
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoInstructions not clear. I know have a bathtub full of hot water with a cow in it.
minus-squareAmyAye@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days ago“I am a machine that converts plants into beef.” – Cows
minus-squarestylusmobilus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAside from that, isn’t the most advanced technique a process of growing the meat biologically using all the ingredients and compounds that would appear in natural meat? Nothing to do with plant substitutes at all?
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoAnd lions via the transitive property.
Beef is made from plants. Cows eat plants.
I eat plants.
I am beef.
I am going to put this in my dating app bios. Thank you
I choose to believe this is in the same canon as Cash Cab, and he just decided to test our meat’s reasoning and recollection ability
Soak in a hot bath for a few hours and make beef stock.
Funny you should mention that. I just found out I have a slight case of hemorrhoids and apparently that’s just the treatment
Instructions not clear. I know have a bathtub full of hot water with a cow in it.
“I am a machine that converts plants into beef.”
– Cows
Aside from that, isn’t the most advanced technique a process of growing the meat biologically using all the ingredients and compounds that would appear in natural meat? Nothing to do with plant substitutes at all?
So do horses.
Horse is beef.
QED
And people
And lions via the transitive property.