I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?
Ps this is obviously not real too right? I’ve not seen a version of him before now that screams such weirdness.
You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces
The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”.
I know that look. That is the expression you get when a brilliant but unhinged surgeon has their medical license revoked for performing experiments which are unethical and an affront to nature and all that is good and right in the world, and then the disgraced surgeon tracks down the person responsible for their downfall and gets their revenge by imprisoning that person’s brain inside the swollen putrid carcass of Simon Cowell.
Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:
it can reflect gamma rays now.
Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.
Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.
That would be a bit foolish, because then you will have to reseason your pan after each scrub.
If I do that, the seasoning comes right off lol. Even using one of those green scrubbers (but the blue, non-scratch) makes that happen.
No need to crusade your pan.
Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.
He was one of them.
i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.
Are these both Simon Cowell?
I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.
Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury? Them eyes ain’t right.
Botox, late 2025.
I thought he was just sun dried
Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?
It can make it appear that way due to asymmetric injections, a bad injector
Prosopagnosia?
Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.
it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
“He briefly considered cryonics”
We are legion. We are Bob.
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
GOOD LORD.
I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.
Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.
