Adam Ellis | Bluesky

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Comic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?

Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.

Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.

Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true

Joe: Wow.

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Comic by @adamtots

Tweet by @spinningjoe

  • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
    31·
    16 hours ago

    Cats are (American) libertarians.

    Completely dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate, while claiming complete independence from it, and constantly try to tear it all down.

    • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      4 hours ago

      I lol’d,

      But when i think about it more, cats could actually go feral and survive on their own

      Unlike libertarians who couldnt last 2 days wothout driving their fat asses down a publicly funded road in their giant SUV fueled by publicly subsidized gas prices. Driving to go to the supermarket to buy food produced with farm subsidies and whatever public funds are upholding the temporary foreign slave labour we import seasonally to harvest food…

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      14 hours ago

      American libertarians are just republicans who are ashamed to call themselves that. Also, some of them like weed.

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      81·
      15 hours ago

      Well, you’ve messed up my claim. Yes, some cats are totally like that, and would never survive on their own. Others wouldn’t give their past human servants a second thought if they found themselves outside. Still, they are not right wing.

      • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        15 hours ago

        The right-wing attitude can be boiled down to “I’ve got mine, fuck you, give me yours”.

        The details vary, but that’s the core of it.

        Cats certainly qualify. I own three of them and they’re all assholes.

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
          3·
          13 hours ago

          Feral cats even benefit from the vast amounts of waste we generate. Mice and other prey live off our scraps, even if the cats don’t directly.

          It’s scary how analogous they are to the libertarians. Never seen a cute libertarian though.

          • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            12 hours ago

            Never seen a cute libertarian though.

            Have tried giving one a makeover?

            Exactly. Because you never thought to share /smh