Adam Ellis | Bluesky

Transcript

Comic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?

Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.

Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.

Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true

Joe: Wow.

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Comic by @adamtots

Tweet by @spinningjoe

  • bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com
    1·
    41 minutes ago

    I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
    331·
    13 hours ago

    Man, 2013 Rogan was just him talking to other out of work comedians about Fear Factor. Not sure I miss it? Definitely would prefer it.

    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
      21·
      59 minutes ago

      In the past, Rogan had some pretty good guests on. So there was a lot of it being “smart guy explaining things to a dumb guy”, and him just being all “wow” at whatever was being said was fine.

      But at a certain point he started thinking that he wasn’t a dumb guy and began talking about what he thought about things and having on guests that thought the same way as him. So now it’s just the “dumb guys talking dumb guy shit” show.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
      6·
      12 hours ago

      As awful as I found fear factor itself (I’m very afraid of heights and squeamish), I’d still prefer it.

      • kn33@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        11 hours ago

        It wasn’t the heights I had a problem with watching. It was the eating. My stomach got unhappy just watching.

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
          2·
          11 hours ago

          Yeah, I don’t love the idea of being covered in bugs or snakes or something, but it’s definitely worth a huge sum of money. I know eating live scorpions (or similar) isn’t worth it for me, and I’m pretty sure I’d literally have a heart attack if I had to do a heights challenge, so they’re definitely not paying enough.

    • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
      292·
      13 hours ago

      The cat is part of a right-wing propaganda group, so Joe was 100% on board with having it.

      • Rhaedas@fedia.io
        25·
        13 hours ago

        Not true. All cats are members of the same anarchy organization. He just duped them into thinking he is in alignment with them.

        • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
          31·
          13 hours ago

          Cats are (American) libertarians.

          Completely dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate, while claiming complete independence from it, and constantly try to tear it all down.

          • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
            1·
            2 hours ago

            I lol’d,

            But when i think about it more, cats could actually go feral and survive on their own

            Unlike libertarians who couldnt last 2 days wothout driving their fat asses down a publicly funded road in their giant SUV fueled by publicly subsidized gas prices. Driving to go to the supermarket to buy food produced with farm subsidies and whatever public funds are upholding the temporary foreign slave labour we import seasonally to harvest food…

          • JcbAzPx@lemmy.worldEnglish
            7·
            12 hours ago

            American libertarians are just republicans who are ashamed to call themselves that. Also, some of them like weed.

          • Rhaedas@fedia.io
            81·
            13 hours ago

            Well, you’ve messed up my claim. Yes, some cats are totally like that, and would never survive on their own. Others wouldn’t give their past human servants a second thought if they found themselves outside. Still, they are not right wing.

            • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
              7·
              12 hours ago

              The right-wing attitude can be boiled down to “I’ve got mine, fuck you, give me yours”.

              The details vary, but that’s the core of it.

              Cats certainly qualify. I own three of them and they’re all assholes.

              • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                3·
                11 hours ago

                Feral cats even benefit from the vast amounts of waste we generate. Mice and other prey live off our scraps, even if the cats don’t directly.

                It’s scary how analogous they are to the libertarians. Never seen a cute libertarian though.

                • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  2·
                  10 hours ago

                  Never seen a cute libertarian though.

                  Have tried giving one a makeover?

                  Exactly. Because you never thought to share /smh

  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
    1·
    7 hours ago

    what did that feel like like, when you first found found out you’d never been fed before?

  • Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world
    123·
    16 hours ago

    I love Adam Tots stuff. Not my favorite of his, and no I’m not a Rogan fan, but not bad for a weekly submission.