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Comic in 4 Panels

Panel 1: A young bright-eyed man stands in front of a house.

Grandpa: I’m going to buy a house!

Panel 2: The young man is now old and bespectacled. He’s telling this story to his grandson, who is listening politely.

Grandpa: …and that was how I bought my house when I was 23!

Panel 3: Grandpa’s story turns into a yelling rant

Grandpa: I WORKED AT THE DRIVE-IN ALL SUMMER FOR THAT HOUSE!! NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

Panel 4: Grandpa watches as his grandson unplugs a cord from the wall with a * POP *

Grandpa: …why are you unplugging my lamp?

Grandson: I’m just practicing

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  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    5 hours ago

    Your answer in no way matches what I said. I was talking about 40 years ago.

    I must say that I understand why your coworker yell at you.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Not coworkers morons on the internet. My colleagues largely understand how education is funded.

      And I’m talking a lot longer than 40 years ago. People always want to attribute simple answers to complicated, long-term funding issues.