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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Complicated

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    After moving to Taiwan from America, I noticed that asking about someone profession is an American thing. Not once has anyone asked me what I do for work after moving here. Except from Americans.

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    The Skaven clean up good without warpstone, look these fine clan Skryre gentlemen even let a man-thing participate with his own Skaven costume. The reduction in size is a bit concerning though, probably the fault of Thanquel somehow.

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    One bad day away from a Batman villain.

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    Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to know the answer.

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    Another day working as a Chuck E. Anesthcheesiologist

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      Brava

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      Mouse, M.D.

      Edit:

      His blonde doctor friend can be Stilton.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Is it really work though?

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    Honestly, can we make a vote for installing pizza makers next to the Emengercy ORs? It sounds like a good deal.

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      But what if you accidentally leave some pizza in the incision site when you sew it up?

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        Just some extra red sauce, all good

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        Greasy fingers and scalpels don’t really mix…

      • Napster153@lemmy.world
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        Emengercy food

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    “It’s complicated”

    Literally the coolest thing ever

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      “I am a core member in the resurrection cycle of Charles cheese”

      You just don’t need that level of scrutiny

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        I think he’s a spy. He’s clearly infiltrated this organization.

        • lad@programming.dev
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          They are just very open to diverse folk

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      Still remember last time I saw this image make its rounds, I think it was edited to be about Mastodon, objectively the lamest part of the fediverse.

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        You spelled hexbear wrong.

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    I have that thing where I have to fav each repost of this particular meme

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      I have a reminder on my calendar for surgeon pizza rats day every year. I don’t know what, or why, but I have it.

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    This comic will always make me smile. Does anyone know the author of it?

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      Calkearns

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        I don’t know what that means, can anyone explain it?!

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          It’s the artists handle on all things social media.

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    “The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast

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    This is what my grandfather did for 40 years until he was hit by a train, found Jesus and formed mariachi band with him.

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    Mouse manager

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    This is the IRL story Ratatouille was based on.

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      The rat’s parents wanted him to be a doctor and the human wanted to be a cook…so they made a deal.

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