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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • content_educator_94@thelemmy.club
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    I bet ol Pete can do the most drugs of anyone

    Except maybe Drug-Man

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    Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.

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    Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg

    • bad1080@piefed.social
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      he’s even paler in that one xD

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.

    • Klostein@reddthat.com
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      still ugly asf

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        I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.

        Oh wait no… That was him not you.

      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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        With a big hog.

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.

      • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        1 hour ago

        Silly funny?

        • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.

            • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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              That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.

              • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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                You’re missing my Point

                • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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                  No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.

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    Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.

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      he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      All the women listed are considerably more rich.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      AMD he’s got a magnum dong.

    • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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      He got that Saudi blood money.

  • cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz
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    6 hours ago

    Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      2 hours ago

      Can I still go back and get my forklift certification?

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Who?

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    10 hours ago

    I am forklift certified.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol

    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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      I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        Not me, I’m anti-authority

      • ace_garp@lemmy.world
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        2 hours ago

        They comin’ to pick you up.

        • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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          You can outrun them.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      4 hours ago

      What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      8 hours ago

      Just as the prophecy foretold

    • AgentSeven@lemmy.zip
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      7 hours ago

      We’re not worthy!

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    I can’t compete with Pete Davidson though.

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    8 hours ago

    This feels even more baffling than David Spade

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Especially since he’s gay

      • fox2263@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        Who is? Pete or David? Because I’m pretty sure it’s neither 🤣

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          Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

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            Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix gets software updates (apparently from Microsoft employees). I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.

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            Is it better there?

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              Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

              • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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                I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.

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                  You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

              • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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                5 hours ago

                Slider reference? Sick!

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    He snagged them, but he couldn’t hold on to them. 🤭

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      Just like forklift certification. It must be renewed every 3 years.

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      9 hours ago

      Not as funny knowing he has borderline😔

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        Dating someone with BPD is an absolute nightmare.

        God help you if you fall in love with them.

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          Hell, gods help you if they fall in love with you even if you don’t feel the same…

          Fortunately I have known some people with it who did the work in DBT and are awesome, but I’ve got plenty of mental scars from folks with it that didn’t.

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        borderline what

        • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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          Borderline personality disorder (BPD). Its a very hard condition to live with and very stigmatized, even within mental healthcare (some therapists refuse to see patients with BPD). I have a friend with the condition and I love her very very dearly; she works her ass off to manage the condition, which I imagine is a little easier now that she knows she has the condition and can understand a bit more what’s going on and what might be productive in improving things.

          The reason its relevant is that a large component of BPD is relational volatility. And additionally, an unstable or fluctuating sense of self, persistent feelings of emptiness, relational paranoia, intense emotions and difficulty regulating them resulting in emotional volatility, impulsivity, and higher risk of suicidality and other impulsive high risk coping strategies (dangerous driving, risky sex, self harm).

          Though in the perspective of my friend there are also other large components of the condition that are less often engaged with or discussed because they aren’t what affect other people, which she feels has been much of the focus in how people try to adress BPD, rather than the patient’s experience of distress, not all of which is relational. For example psychosis is very common in people with BPD but very rarely discussed. She has explained BPD as being, in some ways, like a cocktail mixture of other personality disorders.

          It’s also my understanding though, that when the patient is seeking to adress the condition (which is not always easy with personality disorders), BPD is very responsive to treatment, which is really cool :)

          https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder

          https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9005124/

          Please take all of this with several grains of salt, this is intended to be a rough overview because my love for my friend gives me an interest in talking about the condition compassionately, but I’m not a researcher or healthcare professional. I just care about my friend a lot, and much of the therapy I’ve done (DBT, dialectical behavioral therapy) was developed in part as a treatment for BPD

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            I had a stay in a rehab facility for 3 months after having severe psychiatric issues, and there i met a bunch of borderliners who were also on rehabilitation there. They really don’t have it easy, but it was good to see how much they improved when getting adequate care. As you say, as with any severe psychiatric disorders, the patient has to want to get better, which includes even realizing that something is wrong.

            These things are the largest barriers for successful treatment in many psychiatric conditions, e.g. paranoid schizophrenia which suffers from abysmal compliance rates, often leading to a cycle of “on meds -> feeling well, but the meds have side effects -> dropping the meds to get rid of the side effects -> back to the start”.

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              As you say, as with any severe psychiatric disorders, the patient has to want to get better, which includes even realizing that something is wrong.

              To be clear, with many psychiatric disorders, the disorder itself can influence the patient to not want to get better. For example, a patient who is responding well to treatment but stops taking their meds because their condition makes them believe that the meds are the problem.

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          Map drawing skills. He can only find London and France.

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            You would think “border line disorder” would mean they would be unnaturally good at spotting and drawing lines along borders.

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            Oh shit I’m so sorry, damn…

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        That’s awful. I truly hope he’s in a better place with that. It’s not easy to go through. I hope he gets the help he needs.

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    Dude is probably hung like a horse

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      Even if he wasn’t, a sense of humour goes a long way. A loooooong way.

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      The rumors are he is

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      Grande confirmed. According to her he’s packing.

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      And forklift certified, lucky bastard.

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        Well he needs to schlep around his massive wang somehow.

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    I did watch Staplerfahrer Klaus, so I’m already halfway there.

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      get the basics down first, smart move!

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      You should also broaden your view with Elektriker Horst just in case

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    Isn’t the rumor that he’s got a huge wingdangdoodle?

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes

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    Kate beckinsale!? What the

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    I’d forklift Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande.

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